Kansas - Songs For America - 1975
Wow, this is one goofy ass album. It's kind of like Journey meets Yes meets the Marshel Tucker Band, it's all one big prog-rockin' jamboree hoedown. Although it's not caustically bad, per say, it could hardly be farther from relevant to me.

Nik Kershaw - Wouldn't It Be Good (12") - 1984
The only thing worse than cheesy 80's keyboard music, is having to admit that it's just so catchy, (and sometimes kitchy) that you secretly enjoy it. Nik (if that is his real name) isn't really the best example, but It's a white thing, you wouldn't understand.